BMW: Brings Me Women



FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology



FORD: For Only Rough Drivers



HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing''s Drivable And Inexpensive



VOLVO: Very Old Looking Vehicular Object



PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything



KIA: Kills In Accidents



OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life



TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always



GOLF / GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside



HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away